Nothing But Fiction
I just wanted a fucking cup of coffee. My brother and I were sitting in our stolen car while the snow pounded the windshield on this quiet night in upstate New York. Who knew passport…
The Little Things
When it comes to products, the little things are what make something stand above the rest.…
Your Bounce Rate is Probably Wrong – For Bloggers Anyway
use Google Analytics, which I’ve talked a little bit about not too long ago. During that time period, I wanted to know if people were actually reading this blog. Well, about 76% of you will if the page shows up in under one second. If it takes longer than that, only 56% of you will.…
The Second Coolest Thing: A New API for you (v1)
This weekend, I had some free time to work on something I’ve thought about for a while… an API to build and push a configurable WordPress Docker Image.
How to D.I.S.A.R.M.
I’ve been writing software a loooong time. I’ve seen a lot of ways to do things. Scrum, Agile, XP, Waterfall, etc. This is my own dumb way of doing things. It’s one that makes more…
Welcome Back, WordPress
My Hugo + WordPress hybrid was starting to become difficult to maintain. I’d wanted to get a “vanilla” WordPress install up and running in Docker since I started this adventure several years ago. I had…
Event Sourcing
If you’ve worked with me in the past, you know I’m obsessed with Event Sourcing as a software pattern. For those of you who don’t know about Event Sourcing, here’s my take on it (which…
PHP vs. Javascript
Everyone has their primary languages that they find themselves using over and over again through their career. Mine happens to C#, PHP and Javascript. PHP get’s a lot of shit though. I honestly, don’t get…
Selling on Ebay
I’ve spent most of the last week trying to sell an old PS4 on Ebay. So far, I’ve had two people attempt to scam me. This is the story … if you go to sell…