All the Crappy Javascript
Javascript. One of the idioms I love in Javascript land is being able to do this: And now something is the result of DefTrue() … A lot of libraries (and people also tend to write functions like…
WordPress#
This past weekend, I had a bit of free time to try something I’ve always been curious about. What would it take to port the WP_Hook class from WordPress/PHP to C#?
Time Capsule (2005)
Sometimes life throws us a life-changing experience. It “wakes us up” from the routine that life can become. I once swore that I would never become complacent in life … yet, here I am. Complacency…
Productivity – A Data Based Introspection
The other day, I happened to remember that I track the seconds spent typing into my code editor, and have been since the beginning of 2016. It’s nothing spectacularly special, but I wonder what I…
Retelling: The Awesome Curve
Years ago, I read a blog post about “The Awesome Curve” … It appears to have been lost in the sands of time that is the internet. So, let me tell you about it. I’ll…
Nothing But Fiction
I just wanted a fucking cup of coffee. My brother and I were sitting in our stolen car while the snow pounded the windshield on this quiet night in upstate New York. Who knew passport…
The Little Things
When it comes to products, the little things are what make something stand above the rest.…
Your Bounce Rate is Probably Wrong – For Bloggers Anyway
use Google Analytics, which I’ve talked a little bit about not too long ago. During that time period, I wanted to know if people were actually reading this blog. Well, about 76% of you will if the page shows up in under one second. If it takes longer than that, only 56% of you will.…
The Second Coolest Thing: A New API for you (v1)
This weekend, I had some free time to work on something I’ve thought about for a while… an API to build and push a configurable WordPress Docker Image.